Is identity theft a serious crime on Y/A answers? Should I notify the authorities about some suspicious people?
I have noticed lately , several people have tried to pass themselves off as me. It seems that I have upset some people here. Let the record show that from this day forward, I will only ask questions of the serious nature.
You see, I used this forum to escape from my everyday life. The mishaps, the family, and the job are all great. But what no one knows the true pain I must escape everyday, the inhumanity, the suffering.
I am the project leader for the local Abandoned Squirrel Society (A.S.S.). We are a little known group. It is not as fancy as the ASPCA, no one on Animal Planet seems to care enough to do a special show about us. Its a thankless job.
We rescue squirrels displaced by tree removals, from elderly ladies attics and fireplaces, and injured on the highway. Sometimes we rescue whole litters of orphaned baby squirrels who have lost their parents to a Volvo or Mack truck.
We also try to educate the squirrel about road safety issues. Why must they cross? We try to convince them to live on the same side as the tree…there are plenty of nuts to go around. If they must cross, we train them to do the start/stop- back/forth move to avoid the car.
I have seen some that have not been ready and paid the ultimate price. To remember them, and raise money for other programs, we make hats and rear view mirror decorations from the hides. We are hoping to expand to chipmunks and possums, but just do not have the resources to expand that far.
So, you see my friends, (at least some of you) you have taken the only escape I have had these last few months. I am sorry to have offended so many. Regards.
I did not report anybody– I needed a serious question to start with.
NASB- we will be looking for a spokesperson for A.S.S.— I think you would be a good candidate for the cover of our fundraising brochure…
Thank you Lefty– all it takes is one **(tears)**
Jj P—- your a girl? I had just realized I had feelings for you…now this?
Raven– there is an extensive training course….these little guys can bite right thru denim…. their natural instinct is to attack the throat or groin area
My daughter’s sorority has the squirrel as a mascot. I will tell her they need to look up your A.S.S.
FUNNY GUY……………….WORKING SUCKS….WAKE UP AMERICA…..WAKE UP FROM BEEN BRAIN WASHED JOIN THE MOVEMENT AND STAY HOME…………..
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apologie accepted as for the ? can you report them for abuse
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if i wanted to steal an identity it would be of someone known to be sane.
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Why don’t you just report the people stealing your identity, delete your current account, and then make a new one. Problem solved. Save the Squirrels.
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Good Morning to you Ted. And what a beautiful sunny morning it is.
While there may be some shenanigans going on around here, I assure you that no one, not even the evil twin sister, Teddie will want to take you away from being the A.S.S leader.
No one is offended by your questions or your answers but perhaps the evil Ted…..you ARE after all trying to take away the love of her life.
Now, stop being an A.S.S…….oops…..no carry on being an A.S.S disciple. There’s work to be done.
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BTW, some people just like to play dress up Ted….it doesnt always have to be about you, ya know. I like being Cap’n Ted
Someone has already notified the authorities..
Too bad..I thought your sister was fun.
Hugs and sloppy kisses,
Rightfoot
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Ted…
First I would like to donate $25 to A.S.S. We need more A.S.S around DC. I mean I spent a whole 15 min. scrapping off squashed squirrel left on my tire with a spatula at 5am. Whatever it takes to get A.S.S well known I want to help…I’ll do anything for A.S.S.
Why would anyone be upset or offended by you..you are a loving husband, dedicated father, hard worker and most importantly an example in your community! Your the best…
And Ted you mean to tell me your previous questions weren’t serious??? All that heartfelt advice I was giving for nothing..*cries*
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Cheers!
Calm yourself, Ted. "The prophet shall never be recognised in his own land". I forget who said that. Never mind!
It may reassure you to know that whilst your good works go unrewarded in The USA, we here in Britain are well aware of your A.S.S and the sterling contribution you make to wildlife everywhere.
Well done, sir!
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How do I join ASS? I am passionate about saving and training squirrels, as well.
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Ya know I didn’t realize that A.S.S. was so serious until I remembered the Geico commercial hmmm or was it another on well anyways it’s the one with the suicidal squirrels making you drive off the road and get into accidents. These are actual squirrels cause I have seen those damn things dart into the road and then one of my hillbilly cousins has a meal for the next few days. Anyway, does A.S.S. help depressed squirrels? Where can I find more info on A.S.S. and what other groups support A.S.S.?
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Oh about the reporting thing…you really don’t have to. Just accept the fact already that you have multiple personalities and now they have come to life.
My daughter’s sorority has the squirrel as a mascot. I will tell her they need to look up your A.S.S.
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